Young James Spader & Gabriel Mann

     

If there's anyone better than James Spader Now, it's James Spader Then. When Spader was younger, his narrow face honed his now-trademark bitterness, and his aviators harbingered the slippery juggernaut he would one day become. 

It's time to make a movie about young James Spader. And Gabriel Mann, from Revenge and (more importantly) the Mad Men episodes when Betty was riding horses a lot, should play him. 

Proof:

 

Jennie Garth & Doris Day

Jennie Garth should play Doris Day. This picture makes her look like a twin sister, and I doubt they were even trying. She could also do a Doris Day impression pretty easily, if I had to make a wager on it. Is anyone working on a Doris Day biopic? You could probably add some hilarious behind-the-scenes stuff from Pillow Talk. But who should play Rock Hudson? More on this later.

UPDATE: James Franco? Their eyelids look alike.


UPDATE: No, Rock Hudson's main thing was that he was a huge rock of a man. Maybe Joan's husband from Mad Men?



 Sam Page & Rock Hudson