Young James Spader & Gabriel Mann

     

If there's anyone better than James Spader Now, it's James Spader Then. When Spader was younger, his narrow face honed his now-trademark bitterness, and his aviators harbingered the slippery juggernaut he would one day become. 

It's time to make a movie about young James Spader. And Gabriel Mann, from Revenge and (more importantly) the Mad Men episodes when Betty was riding horses a lot, should play him. 

Proof:

 

The Killing Lady & Dylan Baker, who plays preachers a lot

   

Mireille Enos of AMC's The Killing looks a lot like Dylan Baker of Amy Sedaris's Strangers With Candy (et al). You could use this casting for a movie where transgendered lookalikes trade families but the families are so bland, they decide to just be together instead and go on a bank robbing spree because look at that face! Who would suspect that face?

Tyra Banks & RuPaul

Ladies, Tyra and RuPaul are two of the most beautiful and glamorous women this world has ever seen. And isn't it strange that you never see them in the same room at the same time? I'm just saying, maybe these are the same person. And maybe that's why I will never grow tired of either.

Gena Rowland & Blake Lively

    

This is a picture I took with my cameraphone of Gena Rowlands in A Woman Under the Influence and a picture of Blake Lively. I'm not really sure where this would go, since I don't really see a Gena Rowlands biopic starring Blake Lively going into production. But the similarity - it's uncanny!


Well which is it?!